I have been aslew of things to write these past few days. Unfortunately, one involves some research for it to come into delicious fruition, another kept me from my computer all day today, and a last will likely strain even my poetic soul to bursting.

As such, with so little time in the day, I have been taking notes, preparing these works of glory. Do not tremble, these are things of joy and splendour; they will enrich your life, and make you a far better person having shared in them. All I need is time…