This is a matter of life or death — of national security!
I am always right.
It may not seem all that important, I know. It would seem like common knowledge, something any idiot would know; but apparently some people just haven’t clued in. This is why it was ultra-super-mega-uber important that I put it here, in this completely unbiased blog, so that when people try to argue with me I have this foolproof defence: “I’m always right. No, seriously, it says it in my blog.”
